I parked on the 5th floor of the parking structure. I walked to the elevator lobby attached to the parking structure and a sign read:

“Entrace to Main Hospital Floor 1. Ground Floor Exit Only.”

I pressed the button for Floor 1.

I walked out of the elevator on Floor 1 and did not notice a main hospital entrance anywhere. I saw stairs that took me up to other elevator lobbies, and I found a door that went outside. I also saw a sign outside the elevator I just walked out of that read:

“Take These Elevators to Level 2 for Emergency and Main Hospital.”

I took the elevator to Level 2.

On Level 2 I noticed an entrance to the hospital. I walked to the entrance. I saw a sign that read:

“Entrance for associates only. Go to Floor 1 for the main entrance and registration.”

Happily, I pushed the button for entrance to Floor 2 entrance, lied to security claiming I was an associate, and calmy found registration — on Floor 1.

Last modified on 2026-02-24